Today's Number Is Zero Ceramic Mug 15 oz

Today's number is zero. As in zero tolerance, zero patience, zero interest in whatever today has planned. The number has been set. The day has been informed.

This today's number is zero mug posts the daily metric before the morning even has a chance to test it. The tolerance is quantified. The quantity is none.

Who this is for:

• The woman whose today began at exactly zero and has not moved
• The gag gift for the friend who communicates her limits in numerical form
• Anyone needing a today's number is zero mug for the honest mornings
• The zero. Today. Specifically. Documented.

Made for the days that required advance notice. The number is zero. The day has been notified. Proceed at your own risk.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Number: zero. Tolerance: matching. Day: warned.