I Twisted My Ankle Ceramic Mug 15 oz

I twisted my ankle playing vodka last night. The sport was unscheduled. The injury was real. The story is being told slightly differently at work.

This I twisted my ankle mug documents the actual cause with plausible deniability baked in. The vodka was involved. The ankle paid the price. The mug holds the honest version.

Who this is for:

• The woman whose weekend injuries require creative explanation on Monday
• The gag gift for the friend whose ankle has its own complicated social life
• Anyone needing an I twisted my ankle playing vodka mug for the desk of truth
• The athletic. In a very specific discipline. Practiced regularly.

Made for the ones who played vodka at a professional level and have the ankle to prove it. The sport is real. The medal is this mug.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Ankle: twisted. Sport: vodka. Story: being refined.