I Don't Want To Be Involved In The Drama Ceramic Mug 15 oz

I don't want to be involved in the drama. I just want to know 107% of what happened. The involvement: none. The information: complete, exhaustive, with timestamps and context.

This I don't want to be involved mug clarifies the position with mathematical precision. The 107% covers everything, including things that happened before the drama started.

Who this is for:

• The woman who has perfected the art of uninvolved full briefing
• The gag gift for the friend whose 107% requirement is well-documented in the friend group
• Anyone needing an I just want to know 107% of what happened mug for the desk
• The uninvolved. Technically. The informed: completely.

Made for the ones who found the loophole between participation and information. The drama: not hers. The 107%: absolutely hers. The update: required.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Involved: no. Informed: 107%. Drama: stay out of it but report everything.